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Personalization: Please include your personalization details, such as a name, engraving text, or design instructions, in the order notes. He finally quit for good. Toast it with his name on the front.

The front reads F*CKING QUITTER over a beach scene, with HAPPY RETIREMENT, his name and the year
Add your own message on the back, up to 120 characters
Holds 26 oz of his favorite whiskey, bourbon or scotch
Laser engraved, so the design never fades or peels

Years of alarm clocks and Monday meetings deserve a proper send-off. This decanter turns his last day into a joke he will love, with palm trees, two beach chairs and a sunset waiting for him on the front. Put his name and the year under HAPPY RETIREMENT, then add a line on the back from you: an inside joke, a thank you, or a note from the kids.
It looks great at the retirement party and even better on his home bar long after, a daily reminder that the people around him noticed every year he put in.
How to Personalize

Name (optional): his first name, up to 12 characters, engraved on the front under HAPPY RETIREMENT, like JIM. Leave it blank and the front skips the name.

Year: the year he retires, 4 digits, like 2027, engraved under his name.

Custom Message (optional): up to 120 characters on the back, like "Cheers to your freedom, enjoy every moment of your retirement!" Leave it blank for a plain back.

Our team engraves every decanter by hand in Monroe, Connecticut.
Product Details

Material: Lead-free glass

Capacity: 26 oz

Size: 9" tall with a 3" x 3" base

Stopper: Airtight glass stopper

Personalization: Laser-engraved front design with his name and year, plus an optional message on the back

Care: Hand wash recommended
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